Q: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Happy Monday, Merriment Maker. It's also Hot Air Balloon Day! Did you check out this week's Operation Merriment Mission? I bet you that you'll learn things about hot air balloons you didn't know before! That's one of my favorite things about Operation Merriment. It's not just making stuff. It's learning.

A: Because the “P” is silent