Merriment Texts
Get inspirational texts straight to your phone!
Wouldn't it be nice to get good news on your phone?
What if you could ensure that?!
Merriment Texts brings you exclusively positive, happy, wholesome, kind, and inspirational messages right to your phone.
EVERY Week Day you'll get:
๐ฐ Good News Story, ๐จ Image, + โจ Bonus (see below)
"Uncustomary's Merriment Texts bring positivity to this often dreary world we live in."
- Krista Verrastro, MA, RDT, Therapist
Bonuses
๐ Fun facts
๐ Positive affirmations
๐ Happy quotes
๐ Jokes and puns
๐ Custom designed puns
๐ Fun graphics
๐ Reusable Instagram images
๐ Wholesome memes
๐ Reminders of what to unusual holidays
๐ Links to good news
Get started now!
โYour positive posts are very inspiring and make me smile. You rock, Mary!โ
- Erzulie
You're getting at least 20 texts a month for only $6! That's only 30 cents a text!
Your Instructor
Hi! My name is Mary Uncustomary England.
Iโm a published author, life coach, event speaker, podcaster, and team building facilitator. I have two degrees in Psychology. Previously, I worked at a psychiatric rehabilitation center for five years, creating curriculums for courses for 100 adults with mental illness. Iโve run my own business since 2013, where I created my own job title: Merriment Maker.
I actively study psychology, positivity, and fun. Iโve coached people 1:1 for over almost a decade with glowing reviews. I donโt base my work on hunches or tote bag inspiration. Itโs influenced by research, science, and action. Letโs just say I have my 10,000 hours.
I have one dozen mental illnesses of my own. I come here from a sincere desire of wanting to be happy, not naturally being happy. I know this is work. And Iโm doing it with you. I know if I can have an eating disorder, self-harm every day for years, try to kill myself, abuse drugs, and experience sexual assault and still create a fun life, I can help you have a fun life, too.
I believe in play over meditation. Iโm blunt. My methods are founded in psychology and science, and Iโm also (realistically) optimistic. Iโm a good teacher. Iโve taught adults how to read and how to love themselves. Perhaps most importantly, I am here to get you to take action, not just to theoretically understand something.
My Merriment Making Method will always provide you with actionable steps and ideas to get you out of your head and into the world.
Tangibility will always win over theory.
>> I want you to have good news coming at you from all angles.
So if you're not already in the Merriment Makers (because these are already included), I'm introducing this subscription ร la carte to ensure there's joy coming at you all the time.
>> We have to delegate certain things. The accountant does our taxes. The mechanic fixes our car. And the Merriment Maker provides you joy.
There's nothing wrong with spending a little money to make sure you're being prompted with good news, positive perspectives, and wholesome memes to continually renew your faith in humanity. That's my job. Sit back and relax.
โThe best thing about Maryโs texts are they're the perfect pick me up and reminder to focus on the good in our lives. I love getting them and think you will too.โ
- Jess W.
Course Curriculum
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PreviewClean Comedy
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PreviewHarry Belafonte
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StartLook For Rainbows
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StartBulldogs Are Beautiful Day
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StartSpecial Moon
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StartHaiku Day
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StartMoment Of Laughter
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Start10 Ways To Practice Merriment In 10 Minutes Or Less
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StartSay Prunes!
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StartStay Weird
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StartGratitude List
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StartInspire Joy
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StartManatee Appreciation
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StartYou Have To Feel Good To Do Good
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StartKetchup Boat Guy
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StartAstrological New Year
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StartFun Glasses
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StartDon't Forget To Have Fun
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StartHas Today Felt Good Yet?
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StartSingapore Biophilic Skyscraper
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StartPet Crow
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StartGood News For You First
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Start77 Year Old Woman Marries Herself
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StartLove Your Weird Self
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StartCrossword Puzzle Morale
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StartMoonbows
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StartWendy's Unhinged
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StartToothbrush Head Dinosaur
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PreviewPterodactyl Pun
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StartEwe Talk
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Start63 Rainbow Homes
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StartUnicorn, The National Animal
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StartWill To Be Weird
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StartDe-lighted Lamps
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StartYou're Doing A Good Job
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StartWedding At A White Castle
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StartShell-Shaped Gas Station
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StartUnconditional Love
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StartDuck Bill
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StartPlease Yourself First
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StartKnocked Up Duck Comes Back Home
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StartWhat Countries Are In All Four Hemispheres?
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StartYou Can't Explore On Autopilot
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StartWhat Did The Hamburger Name Their Baby?
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StartDo You Believe In Magic?
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PreviewRubik's Cube Record Broken + 4 Other Pieces Of Good News
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PreviewGrimace Is Supposed To Be A What?!
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StartDon't Doubt You Can Fly
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StartHow Do You Make An Egg-Roll?
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StartLife Loves You Back
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Start143 Acts Of Kindness + 4 Other Pieces Of Good News
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StartChuck E. Cheese's Real Identity
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StartWild Women + A Dying Wish
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StartA Racoon Taking Control
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StartEmbrace Your Expansion + Tooth Regrowth
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StartGlitter Eyeball + 4 Other Pieces Of Good News
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StartUranus' First Name
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StartAdvice From Joan Rivers
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StartWhat Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
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StartLet Loose With Dave Grohl
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StartGrief Disco + 4 Other Pieces Of Good News
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StartBarbie's Real Name
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StartInspiration From J Lo
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StartWhat Did One Lung Say To The Other?
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StartA Warm Wondered Life
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StartElvis Dino + 4 Other Pieces Of Good News
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StartThe Balance Of Temperature
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StartYour Unique Eye Matters
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StartBut I Don't 1 2 Stop Making Puns
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StartA Poem + 8 Things To Keep You Alive 20 Years Longer
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StartFriendship Benches + Good News Stories
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StartElephant Knees Or Naw?
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StartYou Are The Art
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StartMath Teachers Dance All Night Because...
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StartHow To Merge With The Flowers
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StartA Cosmic Question Mark + 4 Other Good News Stories
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StartAutomatically Add Up The Dice
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StartIt's Not A Mistake Till You Decide
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StartSo Fresh + So Clean Clean
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StartThe Best Poem In The Whole World
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StartComedy Pet Awards + 4 Other Good News Stories
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StartNURDLE?!
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StartIf You Must Go
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StartGive An Alligator A Vest And...
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StartIs Your Name Bacon?
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StartBraille Legos + 4 Other Good News Stories
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StartDolly Parton Looks The Most Like...
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StartThe Meaning To Life
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StartThis Bears Repeating
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StartAn Abundance Of Enchantment
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StartThe Future Turns Out Okay + 4 Other Good News Stories
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StartThe Real History Of High Heels
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StartA Heart Covered In Stretch Marks
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StartWhere Do Bananas Go To School?
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StartA Passionate Reminder
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StartNever Before Seen Photos Of The Sun + 4 More Good News Stories
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StartA Musical Road
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StartAn Imaginary World
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StartRemote Island
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StartAn Enchanted Playlist
"I just got a new phone. I love those texts of yours.. how do I keep them coming"
-Athena D